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Yesterday..., Sunday June 6th 2010 " tiger" set a new record at the Memorial . Jack said he had never seen anything like it before in his life and its a record that may never be broken, at his touranament or anywhere possibly.
Tiger woods in one round of golf hit shots and dinged three different spectators with his golf shot. Simply amazing, said Jack. We knew his game was off, but to hit three people in less than 1 8 holes. That is really "stinking up the course".
His name should be changed from Tiger Woods to Toiletseat Woods. His score was up and down like a toilet seat. He started at -5 went to - 6 then -7 then back to -6 to -7 and back down to -6 where he remained to the end. It looks like his career may be just that ,, Jack said, at an end. Sad very sad, he had it all and now he has next to nothing left. No wife, no life, (as he knew it) no kids, no friends, no sponsors, no fans and no ho's. He cant afford to pay then anymore and they dont work for free tiger. Time to fade into the sunset and take your sorry butt with you.
Tiger sets new Record.
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You are totally clueless and a hater. People are sitting no more then 5 yards off the fairway at times and are warned to watch for balls coming their way at all times. Where the hell did Mickelson end up after his tee shot on 15? Jack kept making jokes about where he played from. Jack never said Tiger's career was at an end. You lied about that. He has plenty of sponsors, he still has kids, which Erin had to get his permission to take out of the US to live by the way. The fans at the Memorial were very enthusiastic about him and he had more people following him then the leaders did, as usual. He has more money then all but maybe a couple thousand people in this country. Please look to see who else may have had scores go up and down. Both Ricky Barnes and Ricky Fowler lost and gained 2 stokes in only one or two holes. I guess Rick Barnes is done for good, he shot 13 strokes worse on Sunday then he did on Saturday. I would bet Tiger has never had that big a difference between rounds.
Like your signature says, maybe you should rather be out plumbing, because your writing smells like a plugged toilet.
#1 - Mon Jun 7, 2010 1:07 PM EDTPeople are sitting no more then 5 yards off the fairway at times
by the way..... Out of the 140 to 150 other golfers who teed it up on Wednesday. How many of them hit even one spectator, throughout the four days?
cant say for sure but it seems TT5 is messing around a little and taking "poetic licence" and having a little fun with a situation.
I got a good laugh out of the post.
the truth is the truth.
1) woods game is off to be hitting three people.
2) how many other players even hit one person?
that dont make him a hater in my book.
sorry, just my opinion.
Lots of players don't hit even one person because there is hardly anyone there to hit.
Tiger's galleries are huge, and people crowd into the landing zones so that they can get an up-close view of the second shots. I'm not surprised that he dings a few of them. What surprises me more is that he and his playing partners don't cream a lot more of them.
I've followed enough players on the course to know that Tiger's tee shots are not the only ones you have to watch out for. You are going to hear, "Fore!" on practically every hole. It's just a risk that you take when you decide to attend a golf tournament.
Yes other people did lose a shot or two and then gained a shot or two back. BUT they are not the so called great tiger woods. They are not called a "golf god" by stupid people who like to kiss up to tiger.
Odd isnt it. Their "golf god" has not won the last 4 tournaments he entered and missed the cut in one and chickened out in another.
I know your going to say tiger hurt his shoulder or shoulder spine area and withderw. B.S. just like Michele Wie he pulled a fast one so he would not lose a tournament he could not win at. There were no stories of the shoulder, no talk of rest or rehabilitation to help fix it, no word at all. THen he is back playing and still nothing on how his health was or is on tournaament day. Everyone except you it would appear know it was B.S. so no one bothered to ask or follow up on the story.
I guess you dont understand either that Plumbing is a way of lining up a putt. Its called plumb bobbing, and a lot of players on and off the tour use that method to line up a putt. SO, I quess the guy is saying he would rather be out golfing.
maybe you should not have plugged the facility
#2 - Mon Jun 7, 2010 2:54 PM EDTI saw the two guys wearing lime green shirts that got dinged. They were thrilled to meet Tiger and get his glove.
#3 - Mon Jun 7, 2010 8:01 PM EDTsorry I Heart but, Small things amuse small minds.
you said it all when you said " two guys wearing lime green shirts"
best friends now with tiger I guess.
#4 - Tue Jun 8, 2010 11:06 AM EDTIs that all it takes to be his BFF. You mean I don't have to dance on a pole or make a porn movie? I'm going to order my shirt, and stand about 300 yards down the fairway the next time the Tour comes to town.
You might look nice in a green shirt. Regular guys would not. for that matter no guy would look good in a lime green shirt, irregardless. I would never suggest a pole or a movie.
Those two guys will probably frame the shirts and the gloves. In which case, Tiger performed a public service by removing two lime-green shirts from circulation.
Now if he could only put all of those "mistresses" back under their rocks .................
sounds like a great past time.
"Needle the DUck"
How large a needle are you allowed to use?
#6 - Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:26 PM EDTwell it looks like tiger sets another couple of record.
1 - six tournaments in a row without a win. (boo hoo)
2 - four rounds of golf and not one under par. (awwww thats a shame) NOT
#7 - Mon Jul 5, 2010 9:50 AM EDTWell he's still setting records, not that they are in the positive mode of things.
#8 - Mon Jul 5, 2010 10:40 AM EDTThe fact that this is the worst you can say about a golfer who has played for more than a decade is a testament to his greatness.
#9 - Mon Jul 5, 2010 1:36 PM EDT I really dont think so.This is tuesday and it was just stated on the radio that "ti ger " is in Ireland and is 10 shots off the pace in the pro-am
Another "record" in the making?
Lets face it. "ti ger is on his way out. You can continue to be one of the very few hold outs trying to boost him,but it ain't gonna happen.
dun dun dun dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun. (sung to the tune of the "Funeral March"
RIP ti ger- ------ "Rest in Pieces" ya "syphalitic hosebag"
Just kidding ya know. har har har de har har
#10 - Tue Jul 6, 2010 9:12 AM EDTdid he win and what was his 2 day total?
I cant find anything on it although i've looked.
he should have stayed home and practiced putting on his plastic grass putting green in his den and just phoned in a plus 7 or plus 8 and saved his money. He's gonna need it one of these days. he he he
#11 - Tue Jul 6, 2010 9:49 AM EDTI'm sure the Irish wouldn't agree. This two-day event could raise more than $37 million for charity. Guess who the sure-fire draw is?
Just kidding you know. Of course its Rory McIlroy, a fine young Irishman. A homeboy.And a darn good player too, honest clean cut and likeable too.P>
#12 - Tue Jul 6, 2010 4:14 PM EDTno problem. I got smart and gave up cigars back in 1991.
Tell you what though, I Heart, I like how you defend your boy and stand behind him, (you dont want to be a couple of hundred yards down the side of the fairway though) but I have $10.00 (ten bucks) that says to you, your guy is NOT going to win the "British Open".
You in?
HUH?
Nah. I don't bet on majors because they are crap shoots, especially the U.S. Open. But you can't count Woods out at St. Andrew. Even the odds makers are afraid to bet against him.
tiger sets another NEW RECORD
He just shot the worst total score in his entire stinking career.
Eighteen over par. If we had put duck in the tournament he would have
dobe better than that.
Now the stink about the Ryder Cup. Pavin is in trouble if he picks woods and Pavin is in big trouble if he does not pick woods.
DON'T PICK WOODS ! !! !! Pick a golfer at the top of his game right now. Pick a golfer that wants to be there heart and soul
PLAY GOLF NOT FAVORITES.
#14 - Mon Aug 9, 2010 9:46 AM EDTLooks like the tiger couldn't even do it up right last weekend. If you're not going fot the low score win then go for the high score win. He couldn't even do that. The little suck only came in second. He let someone else do him by two shots. What a loser that woodsie is.
#15 - Mon Aug 9, 2010 9:51 AM EDTanother NEW record.....................8 losses in a row and no wins for total 2010 season.
Way to go t**head woods. You have proved AGAIN that the method of chosing Worlds number one is FIXed to make tiger #1 and to keep him there. The PGA sucks.
#16 - Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDTI agree ther TT5
Time to find a new system to chose number ones.
It should be slanted to what one is doing now and not what some schmuck did two years ago. man he cant win one out of 8 tournaments. Put the dope out to pasture.
#17 - Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:45 AM EDTAMEN
we've heard far too much about this "Has Been" for the last eight months. thank you.
#18 - Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:23 PM EDTbut the little snot nosed mfer is under par this week so far.
damn.
#19 - Sun Sep 5, 2010 2:58 PM EDTWell people. Corey Pavin had a tough job and we can all see that he caved to the tiger lovers. There was a survey on here as to wether woods should be on the Ryder cup team and 72 % of the votes were NO. Reasoning said
1) tiger has not won anything this 2010 season.
2) tiger missed one cut and walked off like a baby in another tournament
3) tiger should earn his way into playing on the team
4) tiger never did overly well in team events.
5) Guys that have won and done much better than tiger in 2010 are not on the team and the way I (we cuz I'm not alone on this) are stating that the USA will not win the Ryder Cup this year and most of us have said we likely would watch very little of it. Who wants to watch a crybaby loser name Woods lose again. The whole year has been watching the "wood pecker" head for the losers circle after every tournament.
Sorry Corey. Your caved to pressure and picked a loser. This will be forever on your resume . You will never live it down.
#20 - Thu Sep 9, 2010 1:04 PM EDTTEN tournaments in a row without a win. Missed a cut. cant play in the final Fedex.
Next showing, leading the USA to a loss in the Ryder Cup.
Thanks a lot Corey and woodsy.
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